[There's so much love in the air, they can't help it. They also can't help it if if their way of showing affection so happened to be pranking the hell out of a certain skeleton Chara may or may not like.
They're not completely sure where things stand with him and this could ironically be a callback to when Chara said that pranks were a sign of deep affection for someone during that shipping post.
But they can work that out later. Also they only suggested the barrel thing once.]
I would like to gift a certain skeleton a few bottles of ketchup.
One may so happen to be a bottle of the hottest hot sauce I could find.
Do you think he will like it?
[More importantly, can you read between the not-so-subtle lines Frisk?]
[Excellent. Time for the Great Prank War to enter round two =)]
If you would not mind writing a nice letter to go along with his gift that would be wonderful. Also these labels are rather ugly and I need help removing them.
[The bottles pretty much look the exact same but it'd be pointless to give Sans something labeled 'hot sauce' and expect him to drink it.]
I may also need some help getting things from the shops.
I would not be surprised if he saw fit to return our gift with one of his.
[Because Chara's pretty sure Sans is not going to lie back and take this one. So they better be prepared, just in case.]
[There's probably going to be hell to pay for this- pranking the guy who pranks across space and time is not an action to be taken lightly. When one has great power, they have great responsibility, no?
[text]
They're not completely sure where things stand with him and this could ironically be a callback to when Chara said that pranks were a sign of deep affection for someone during that shipping post.
But they can work that out later. Also they only suggested the barrel thing once.]
I would like to gift a certain skeleton a few bottles of ketchup.
One may so happen to be a bottle of the hottest hot sauce I could find.
Do you think he will like it?
[More importantly, can you read between the not-so-subtle lines Frisk?]
[text]
Oh.
The moment any vague worries melt away, Frisk finds themself smothering a laugh into their sleeve, instead.]
He'll love it.
How can I help?
[Consider the not-so-subtle lines read loud and clear, Chara.]
[text]
If you would not mind writing a nice letter to go along with his gift that would be wonderful. Also these labels are rather ugly and I need help removing them.
[The bottles pretty much look the exact same but it'd be pointless to give Sans something labeled 'hot sauce' and expect him to drink it.]
I may also need some help getting things from the shops.
I would not be surprised if he saw fit to return our gift with one of his.
[Because Chara's pretty sure Sans is not going to lie back and take this one. So they better be prepared, just in case.]
[text]
[They'll write him the nicest letter ever. And as for removing labels...]
You have to run the bottles under hot water and then they come off easy.
Then we can go to Sans' house and then the shops.
[text]
[It's a classic prank but Chara's feeling old-school right now. And besides, what else says I love you then the burning hot feeling of hot sauce?]
Thank you for your help Frisk. I believe we will all feel very good after this =)
[text]
Which is precisely why this must be done.]
I'll work on the card.